Do You Have a Dumb Phone? #dumbphone

It’s the opposite of a smart phone-you know-one with hardly any features.  It basically makes calls and is simple.  It might just be a messaging phone, but it isn’t a dumb phone.

What is dumb is that you pay through the nose when you buy a subsidized phone.  That’s dumb.  And we all need a smart phone-which costs more and it’s the dumbest thing.  You think that you are getting a deal, but they’re ripping you off.  But they’ve convinced us that that is what we want.  Paying for the phone outright is the smart thing to do – but since we didn’t do that-then we’re not that smart.

Sorry-I’m not that smart.  I can only speak for myself.

Dumb People Poetry

I checked out my stats today, and there’s a section where it lists the phrases that people used to find my blog.  One of the phrases that someone searched for was “dumb people poetry.”  I wrote a little 4 line poem about dumb people – check it out here.

Now, the only thing more pathetic than someone doing a search for “dumb people poetry” is the fact that I wrote a poem about dumb people.  How dumb is that?  Don’t answer that last question.