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You know what I’m talking about – the spork part.  It’s a hybrid piece of cutlery; not quite spoon, not quite fork.  I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a metal spork.  I’ve only ever seen plastic ones.

So are you a spork?  I mean if you are, you’re something – a spork, but you’re not quite fully the one thing.  I mean, people can live pretty good lives as a spork, but would you be happier if you were truly a spoon or truly a fork.

Maybe it’s too much of a stretch.  Maybe being a spork is not so bad.  I’m sure you’ll tell me what you think.