If you had a sidekick, what would that tell me about your identity?  Would your sidekick be funny?  Would you sidekick be prettier?  Would you sidekick actually stand by your side?  Would your sidekick make you better or cover up your – what’s not better?  Would your sidekick need a sidekick?  Why do you even need a sidekick?  What does that say about you that you need a sidekick?  Can you tell that I watch Conan this week?